{"id":181,"date":"2022-08-22T19:52:44","date_gmt":"2022-08-22T19:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brainlessideas.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2022-08-22T19:52:44","modified_gmt":"2022-08-22T19:52:44","slug":"the-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brainlessideas.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/22\/the-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Plan<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the beginning, there was a plan,
\nAnd then came the assumptions,
\nAnd the assumptions were without form,
\nAnd the plan without substance,<\/p>\n

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
\nAnd they spoke among themselves saying,
\n“It is a crock of shit and it stinks.”<\/p>\n

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
\n“It is a pile of dung, and we cannot live with the smell.”<\/p>\n

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
\n“It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
\nSuch that none may abide by it.”<\/p>\n

And the Managers went unto their Directors saying,
\n“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength.”<\/p>\n

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another,
\n“It contains that which aids plants growth, and it is very strong.”<\/p>\n

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them,
\n“It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”<\/p>\n

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
\n“This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
\nOf the company With very powerful effects.”<\/p>\n

And the President looked upon the Plan
\nAnd saw that it was good,
\nAnd the Plan became Policy.<\/p>\n

And this, my friend, is how shit happens.<\/p>\n

Source: In the beginning, there was a plan, and then came the assumptions,<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Plan<\/p>\n

In the beginning, there was a plan, And then came the assumptions, And the assumptions were without form, And the plan without substance,<\/p>\n

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers, And they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.”<\/p>\n

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